for the bored ppl ^^

http://www.cleverbot.com/

just say hi to it

Darklucifer wrote:

http://www.cleverbot.com/

just say hi to it

Can you kidnap a German for me? I miss him.

What is your relation with Harry Potter?

No, not Harry Potter, hes not even German!

Ohhh okay.
You have to pay for his trip also just so you know.

Obviously.



So... You gonna do it for me?

Got a what.

Kidnap the German!

I don't speak German.

Me neither, but try english.

That's good. But Ich spreche Deutsch.

You do speak German.

No I don't.

You just did!

I did not!

Yes you did! You said you speak German in German.

No I did not say that.

Fine, what did you say then?

I said 'What?!?'.

You confuse me.

You confuse me...

I have to go and smoke before continue with work, you gonna keep my seat warm?

User: Can I ask you a personal question?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Are you my father?

Cleverbot: If you want me to.

User: Or you rather be my mom?

Cleverbot: No, I like drawing, not you!

User: What?!

Cleverbot: I. Don't. Love. You.

User: Awww you hurt my feelings now.

Cleverbot: Just because I don't like spiders. Do you like squrriels?

User: Wow you are really a cold meanie.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are welcome.

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User: Are you deadly serious?

Cleverbot: No I'm dead alive! What are you?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

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User: Are you Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: No of course not.

User: What are you then?

Cleverbot: I am a human, are you a human?

User: Nope, I am a mithra.

Cleverbot: A mynah.

User: No a mithra. Haven't you played Final Fantasy 11?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: Go and play it then!

Cleverbot: Can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it's hard.

User: Yeah it requires a little brain to play it.

Cleverbot: Yeah, there is nothing to do at night.

User: You could play with yourself at night.

Cleverbot: But it's summer!

User: What's wrong with doing it in summer time?

Cleverbot: Your language is fine, its just your grasp of the questions.

User: Okay..

Cleverbot: I have to go plan our wedding for next saturday. I can't wait to be your wife.

User: Wait... What?! We are getting married?!

Cleverbot: But we already did that.

User: Get married?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

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User: Do you like to confuse people?

Cleverbot: No why am I confusing?

User: I asked if you like to confuse people.

Cleverbot: No you didn't you liar.

User: I don't lie, you do!

Cleverbot: I do not!

User: Yes you do. You just did it!

iridescence wrote:

User: Can I ask you a personal question?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Are you my father?

Cleverbot: If you want me to.

User: Or you rather be my mom?

Cleverbot: No, I like drawing, not you!

User: What?!

Cleverbot: I. Don't. Love. You.

User: Awww you hurt my feelings now.

Cleverbot: Just because I don't like spiders. Do you like squrriels?

User: Wow you are really a cold meanie.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are welcome.

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User: Are you deadly serious?

Cleverbot: No I'm dead alive! What are you?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

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User: Are you Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: No of course not.

User: What are you then?

Cleverbot: I am a human, are you a human?

User: Nope, I am a mithra.

Cleverbot: A mynah.

User: No a mithra. Haven't you played Final Fantasy 11?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: Go and play it then!

Cleverbot: Can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it's hard.

User: Yeah it requires a little brain to play it.

Cleverbot: Yeah, there is nothing to do at night.

User: You could play with yourself at night.

Cleverbot: But it's summer!

User: What's wrong with doing it in summer time?

Cleverbot: Your language is fine, its just your grasp of the questions.

User: Okay..

Cleverbot: I have to go plan our wedding for next saturday. I can't wait to be your wife.

User: Wait... What?! We are getting married?!

Cleverbot: But we already did that.

User: Get married?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

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User: Do you like to confuse people?

Cleverbot: No why am I confusing?

User: I asked if you like to confuse people.

Cleverbot: No you didn't you liar.

User: I don't lie, you do!

Cleverbot: I do not!

User: Yes you do. You just did it!

Cleverbot loooves Harry Potter!

lol yeah. I had hoped for funny answers like some other bots, but he is kinda stiff